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• When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
• It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a…
• I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
• Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not…
• I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
• It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
• Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
• I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
• At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
• I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet…
• And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it,…
• I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of…

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