Erection Quotes

51 quotes by 41 authors

He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection… — Janet Evanovich
Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are… — Bette Midler
As his other hand began to slip around her waist, his body brushed against hers, and there was no mistaking the thick, hard ridge grazing… — Karen Marie Moning
I shall sustain a massive erection, thatâ€™s what, and I shanâ€™t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue… — Stephen Fry
What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it… — Jeaniene Frost
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need… — Adi Da
If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night. — Nikhil Saluja
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — SangFroid Stalker
All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours to… — Glenn Huskey
Cinema is most totalitarian of the arts. All energy and sensation is sucked up into the skull, a cerebral erection, skull bloated with blood. Caligula… — Jim Morrison
During my 17 years of employment in this building, nothing has offended me and my staff more than the erection of this huge, rusted metal… — Unknown Author
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Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun. — Earl Sweatshirt
Medically during an erection all the blood form the brain goes to the penis...so in conclusion males are stupid during an erection...they have no idea… — Unknown Author
A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite takes… — Daniel Radcliffe
Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees. — Rudy Espinoza
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza
We were so poor that If I didnt wake up with an erection on Christmas morning I wouldnt have anything to play with all day — Unknown Author

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