Erection Quotes

51 quotes by 41 authors

If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now — Shubham Joshi
True love is when you hug your girlfriend and you feel happiness not erection. — Unkown
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2
After the dreadful frustrationsFreudians have experienced with my other books, I am sure they will refrain from inflicting upon Waltz a sublimation of the push-button… — Vladimir Nabokov
If a girl is willing to love u without money then be ready to love her without sex cos an empty pocket has no right… — Nwaka Joel
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and maintain an erection. — Nikhil Saluja
We were so poor in our house when we were young that on Xmas morning if u didn't wake up with an erection, u had… — Nishan Panwar
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja
Smile is like an erection. It comes and goes. — Nikhil Saluja
If God Was A Woman.... Men would be born with a permanent erection — Nikhil Saluja
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — Jenny_pajaron

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