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Elvis Quotes by Al Yankovic
- My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt…
- My wife went off with Elvis.
- Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
More Elvis Quotes
- My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music. — Travis Barker
- Religion can be the enemy of God. It's often what happens when God, like Elvis, has left the building. — Unknown Author
- I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi. — Albert Brooks
- Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. — Jimmy Buffett
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
- God's the final judge for Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash too. That's solely in the hands of God. — Johnny Cash
- Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. — Michele Bachmann
- If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today. — Ted Nugent
- I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is… — John Lennon
- I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him. — Jerry Glanville
- I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that… — Mac Davis
- I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are… — Minnie Pearl