"Velvet Elvis never puts on weight." — Al Yankovic

More Elvis Quotes

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• My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music. — Travis Barker
• Religion can be the enemy of God. It's often what happens when God, like Elvis, has left the building. — Bono
• I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi. — Albert Brooks
• Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops,… — Jimmy Buffett
• If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson
• God's the final judge for Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash too. That's solely in the hands of God. — Johnny Cash
• Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. — Michele Bachmann
• If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today. — Ted Nugent
• I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best… — John Lennon
• I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him. — Jerry Glanville
• I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you… — Mac Davis
• I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and… — Minnie Pearl

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