"I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter……" — Jerry Glanville
"I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him."
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- When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price. — Arthur Ashe
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- If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher. — Syd Barrett
- I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college… — Dave Barry
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- When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that… — Alexander Graham Bell
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- I grew up below the poverty line; I didn't have as much as other people did. I think it made… — Justin Bieber
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