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• If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I… — Jack Handey
• They feed the crocodile in the hope that he will eat them last. — Winston Churchill
• When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. — Don Meyer
• Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them. — E. W. Howe
• I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me. — Douglas Coupland
• Children all over the world consort quite naturally with animals. They don't see any dividing line. That is something they have to… — J M Coetzee
• I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. — Andy Rooney
• I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish.… — Joaquin Phoenix
• We take these animals and completely violate who they are. We use them, abuse them, and deprive them all their lives…then we… — River Phoenix
• If you love animals, don't eat them. — Bryan Adams
• A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them — Christina Dodd
• I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's… — Thom Yorke

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