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Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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Mars is far more attractive as an outpost colony for earthlings than the moon is.
— Buzz Aldrin
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I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that…
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We are all animals of this planet. We are all creatures. And nonhuman animals experience pain sensations just like we do. They…
— Joaquin Phoenix
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I have never really got used to being on this earth. Sometimes I think our presence here is due to a cosmic…
— John Banville
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We need to radically and intelligently reduce human populations to fewer than one billion. We need to eliminate nationalism and tribalism and…
— Paul Watson
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I capture reality, never pose it. But once captured, is it still reality? I've always tried to play with the false impression…
— Richard Kalvar
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We say we are earthlings, not waterlings. Our blood is closer to seawater than our bones to soil, but thats no matter.…
— Tom Robbins
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Ultimately, we actually all belong to only one tribe, to Earthlings.
— Jill Tarter
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The Earthlings behaved at all times as though there were a big eye in the sky—as though that big eye were ravenous…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times and concentrate on the good…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead.
— Kurt Vonnegut
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It appeared to the Elders that the people here would believe anything about themselves, no matter how preposterous, as long as it…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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