Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

O be honest, Im kind of out of the loop and I prefer to be that way. I read sports blogs a little bit but… — Wilmer Valderrama
I havent done a single rep in a long time and its not a strong man type thing. I just work out for reps...work out… — Terry Crews
Ive been in relationships from the age of 14 and now Im single. I said to a friend the other day, Dude, Im doing a… — Daniel Radcliffe
Pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in,that's actually happened a… — Bam Margera
I think at the end of the day, the show was huge and we all faced the task of having to show people that we… — Brian Austin Green
So a sketchy dude on a bicycle definitely just stopped to whisper to me 'You're lucky' before repeatedly yelling at me 'Monica Lewinsky!!!' — Alison Brie
Dude say grace next time you eat. Fine Ill say grace I see your girlfriend — Unknown Author
Within 48hrs your EX with another dude — Unknown Author
I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah… — Gabriel Iglesias
I loved every minute of it! Dude, you were the bomb! — Randy Jackson
I don't give a fuck when I'm in the club, sippin bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty. Gotta have it I'ma grab… — Lmfao
When I was growing up, other girls had New Kids on the Block and shit on their walls, and I had Ray Bradbury. I had… — Hilarie Burton
I'm not a buff dude. I'm 6'3 1/2" and gangly. When I have to be shirtless, I play it off as goofy as I can.… — Josh Duhamel
Hy Dude do not argue with ignorant,they often do not use brain... — Sherjan Bws
Bitches alway say shirt about dude they ain't like. — Unknown Author
So many rad Harold and Kumar fans confused why the chair was empty. 'Dude. Wait. Is Obama actually in the chair? I TOTALLY don't see… — Kal Penn
There's a dude walking down the street with a box strapped to all sides of his head. That's for protection against the aliens, right? — Kal Penn
To the dude who payed for my lunch today and took off without saying hello: thanks! — John Cho
Dude on my flight is watching Men in Black 3, watching with no sound & pretending its a Hitch sequel bout Hitch trying hookup an… — Aziz Ansari
You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my dick! — Aziz Ansari

Who Wrote These Dude Quotes

355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: