Duck Quotes

306 Duck quotes by 250 unique authors

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender… — Rodney Dangerfield
I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a… — Dave Barry
The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting. — Massad Ayoob
I do not claim any of the creation of the blues, although I have written many of them even before Mr. Handy had any blues… — Jelly Roll Morton
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped in… — Amy Gerstler
If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are. — Bear Bryant
Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they donâ€™t often know where they are with themselves . Itâ€™s… — Unknown Author
Thus we see that the lot of the duck hunter is not a happy one. He is the child of frustration, the collector of mishap,… — Ted Trueblood
To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck--paddling, paddling, paddling. — Scott Stossel
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot. — Peter Tork
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen
Im the lamest lame duck there could be. — George C. Wallace
In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile, like he always… — Jeff Greenfield
If we had the consciousness of a cat or a dog, we would have it in us to become perfect Zen masters. We could gnaw… — Eric Maisel
I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as… — Robert Carlyle
If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. — Ellen Swallow Richards
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you… — Jack Handey
What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped… — Dave Barry
Not every child takes instantly to books like a duck to water, but I donâ€™t believe there are children who hate books. There are just… — Amanda Craig
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. — Jase Robertson

Who Wrote These Duck Quotes

250 authors contributed a total of 306 Duck Quotes, led by these top contributors: