Drunks Quotes

47 Drunks quotes by 38 unique authors

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. — Will Rogers
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what… — Johnny Vegas
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson
It drains the bars and cafes after hours, concentrates the wicked and the guilty along its chipped Formica counter, and thrums with the gossip of… — Michael Chabon
God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America. — Otto von Bismarck
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who… — Chuck Palahniuk
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway. — Robert Rankin
I was naturally a loner, content just to live with a woman, eat with her, sleep with her, walk down the street with her. I… — Charles Bukowski
bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time. — Tom Waits
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. — Jay Asher
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a… — Jay Asher
Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could… — Charles Bukowski
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing writers… — Stephen King
All day I think about it, then at night I say it. Where did I come from, and what am I supposed to be doing?… — Unknown Author
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. — Joe E. Lewis
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. — Craig Brown
We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to… — Ronnie Hawkins
Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was… — Edward G. Robinson
I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves. — Ross MacDonald
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink. — George Jones
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. — Richard Burton
Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices. — Mason Cooley

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