Drinking Quotes

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Girls like this dont approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper body strength of… — Pretty Little Liars
Went ballin' the other night. I started drinking an' I got real tight. — Laurel Aitken
We were drinking the whole night long. Rock 'n 'rolling and having fun. They decided to drink some more but when I looked at the… — Laurel Aitken
See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapor... I have form only when I can share another's body - but there have always been… — Voldemort
Cause it be raining and complaining you. Got that water made for drinking up. Baby if I drown tonight it's all worth it for you.… — Pleasure P
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told… — Chelsea Handler
Ust been on a weeks worth of drinking and now detoxing for next session. — Justin Bobby
The whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of sex freak, from homosexuals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes… — Edie Sedgwick
Season 1 episode 4 - Mind Over Murder. (Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on Sesame… — Family Guy
It's fine, it's okay It was wrong either way. I just wanted to say.There isn't much fun when you're drinking wine. — Madeleine Peyroux
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin
If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much. — Hank Hill
The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy. But I've been drinking so much Imma call her anyway. — Drake
Hot tubs are like relationships! They're almost too hott when you first get in, then after a while it's pure comfort... But if you try… — Zach Taylor
Even when drinking from the fountain of knowledge we have to be careful it has been raining a lot on this land lately... — Mariana Fulger
Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floatin' in and out of consciousness. — Drake
Many begin drinking,smoking or doing drugs in an attempt to display their freedom,only to find that they eventually develop an addivtion that destroys their freedom. — Sean Covey
Many begin drinking,smoking or doing drugs in an attempt to display their freedom,only to find that they eventually develop an addivtion that destroys their freedom.Believe… — Sean Covey

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