Donut Quotes

37 Donut quotes by 33 unique authors

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. — Oscar Wilde
Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her… — Gena Showalter
I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut. — Jim Butcher
I feel like the worst bc I'm not thin or little or dainty but I'm also not sexy or curvy or voluptuous I'm just like… — Unknown Author
Oh god damn I got sluts on my ass cuz errytime I dunk a donut I 360 windmill that bitch, whores on my nuts cuz… — Lil B
Krispy Kreme-colored Chevy, bustin' thru like levees, Inside, interior-bass bumpin' all heavy, Rims like frosting, on the donut, 'cause I'm ballin', When you hear me… — Young Dro
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine.… — American Dad
Holy Moly Donut Shop Modafucka — Michael Blackson
I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You', or the 'Fuck… — Davey Havok
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. — Homer Simpson
I'll start with how I like to eat them. Sometimes I like mine with curves, sometimes I'll lick the sides, sometimes I like designs,some sweet,some… — Unknown Author
First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight donut. -Leonardo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Who Wrote These Donut Quotes

33 authors contributed a total of 37 Donut Quotes, led by these top contributors: