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Ned Flanders has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?
• Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family along as…
• Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
• I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
• Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
• Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
• Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
• Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm…
• He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
• Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
• Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
• Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

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