Dogs Quotes

1541 Dogs quotes by 1088 unique authors

Don't feel guilty about driving somewhere nice to run. If people can drive to a park to eat hot dogs, you can drive there to… — Bill Rodgers
Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning. — Dave Barry
The trouble is that nonviolence is so often defined as refusal to fight, and that is the American definition of cowardice. In fact, marching unarmed… — Jesse Jackson
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue… — Will Estes
The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs. — Friedrich Nietzsche
The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at whiles, Helping, when… — Charles Kingsley
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp,… — Oliver Goldsmith
Dogs live with man as courtiers 'round a monarch, steeped in the flattery of his notice ... to push their favor in this world of… — Robert Louis Stevenson
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you… — Morey Amsterdam
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without… — Charles Baudelaire
Dogs are a habit, I think. — Elizabeth Bowen
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If… — Unknown Author
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself,… — Anthony Griffin
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame. — Cynthia Heimel
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? — Lisa Kudrow
This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs… — Oprah Winfrey
Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding. — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When… — Jerry Seinfeld
Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted. — Barbara Woodhouse
I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of… — Thomas McGuane
God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature. — Mechthild of Magdeburg
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong. — Dave Barry
But if there were two dogs left in the universe and it were up to us as to whether they were allowed to breed so… — Gary L. Francione
I certainly believe that we have a moral obligation to care for the dogs, cats, and other nonhumans whose existence we have caused or facilitated… — Gary L. Francione

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