Dogs Quotes
1541 Dogs quotes by 1088 unique authors
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I still enjoy the company of most dogs more than that of most people, because dogs are capable of uncomplicated enthusiasm.
— John Gierach
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When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way. You always want to be in touch with how things…
— Garrison Keillor
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid…
— Norm MacDonald
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Compared to their sense of smell, dogs seem to pay a lot less attention to their sense of taste. Apparently they believe that if something…
— Stanley Coren
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Be alert as you watch a dog at play or at rest. Let the animal teach you to feel at home in the now, to…
— Eckhart Tolle
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The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
— Stephen Colbert
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Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs?
— Ellen Glasgow
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We’re not about picking a mayor. We’re about making a mayor, making the winner. And that’s what we’re gonna do…. I talk to them (the…
— Michael Mulgrew
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force…
— Dave Barry
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Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.
— Stephen Colbert
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The sense of smell in all dogs is their primary doorway to the world around them.
— Robert Crais
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Because of the dog's joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift. It is not the least reason why we should honor as…
— Mary Oliver
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Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.
— Cynthia Heimel
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With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some…
— Cynthia Heimel
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That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.
— W. Bruce Cameron
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Really, it was difficult to determine which I had most reason to fear—dogs, alligators or men!
— Solomon Northup
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Dogs own space and cats own time.
— Nicola Griffith
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Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay.…
— Robin Green
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Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon.
— Saraha
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Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.
— Ashly Lorenzana
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Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts.
— Unknown Author
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O merry, merry, merry, like only dogs know how to be happy and nothing more, with an absolute shameless nature.
— Pablo Neruda
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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never…
— W.C. Fields
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I don't have a bad relationship. I'm 48 years old. I think life is too short for that. To me, life is... you open the…
— Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Immediately upon entering the weighing-in zone, I sensed an oppressive tension in the air, the lightweights staring and glaring at each other, snarling like lean,…
— Brad Alan Lewis
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