Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings
My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.… — Jacqueline Bisset
People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well… — Linda Blair
I attempted to fish in Scotland and I managed to hook a dog. It was a horrible moment but the dog turned out to be… — Emily Blunt
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz. — Humphrey Bogart
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. — Erma Bombeck
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him… — Erma Bombeck
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes… — Elayne Boosler
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but… — Elayne Boosler
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. — Elayne Boosler
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will… — Elayne Boosler
I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to gracefully avoid that. It's hypocritical… — Anthony Bourdain
Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at… — Albert Brooks
We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures. — Geraldine Brooks
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. — Rita Mae Brown
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are… — Rita Mae Brown
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it,… — Alan Alda
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant… — Robert Burton
I've got four dogs, and I just don't do dog doo. I'm a diva when it comes to that. — Kobe Bryant
The rise to prominence of the Saudi novel in Arabic is the great man-bites-dog of recent world literature. Saudi Arabia is a country without a… — James Buchan
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain… — John Calvin
Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up, is extreme. There's a lot of other extreme situations, you know,… — Sandra Bullock
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious… — Gisele Bundchen

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