Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. — Karl Kraus
When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You… — Giovannino Guareschi
One day I gave Clifford a bath. And I combed his hair and took hom to the dog show. I'd like to say Clifford won… — Unknown Author
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. — Charles A. Murray
At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey
You own a dog with the knowledge that it will move through the stages of existence in fast forward, providing you with a lesson about… — Antonya Nelson
I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're… — Greg Louganis
Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form… — S. Parkes Cadman
At no point did the [Burns] committee conclude, or even attempt to conclude, an assessment of cruelty. Yet many bodies have erroneously quoted the Burns… — Unknown Author
One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue. — Mia Kirshner
In the dog two conditions were found to produce pathological disturbances by functional interference, namely, an unusually acute clashing of the excitatory and inhibitory processes,… — Ivan Pavlov
At least five times, with the Arian and the Albigensian, with the Humanist skeptic, after Voltaire and after Darwin, the Christian Faith has to all… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. — Unknown Author
There are no shortcuts. I approached practices the same way I approached games. You can't turn it on and off like a faucet. I couldn't… — Michael Jordan
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. — Corey Ford
I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with… — Frank A. Clark
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes — Jay London
Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
It rained cats and dogs non-stop at this wedding. Later during the reception, the rain stopped as the sun was setting, and the sky turned… — Julie Roberts
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — Eloisa James
Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire. — Unknown Author
Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including… — Barbara Mertz
Dogs, also, bark at what they do not know. — Heraclitus
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. — Maurice Maeterlinck

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