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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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To live moment to moment is the life of meditation. Then life becomes spontaneous without any effort; then nobody can make you…
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Most of life is hell. It’s filed with failure and loss. People disappoint you. Dreams don’t work out. Hearts get broken. Innocent…
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Sorry to disappoint you but I don’t even watch the Olympics no more.
— Roy Jones Jr.
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The only love that won’t disappoint you is one that can’t change, that can’t be lost, that is not based on the…
— Timothy Keller
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I will not fail, I will not disappoint you, I will not let you down.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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If you can disappoint yourself as much as you love yourself and you still manage to disappoint yourself then why are you…
— T.D. Jakes
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It was a noteworthy lesson, even for someone who'd been fed a daily diet of italicized lessons: that people in high places,…
— Elinor Lipman
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The ones who disappoint you need you the most.
— Jack Hyles
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Do you really love me? means, Will you accept me in process? Will you embrace what is different about me and applaud…
— Angela Thomas
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If you do not pray, everything can disappoint you by going wrong. If you do pray, everything can still go wrong, but…
— Hubert Van Zeller
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God’s Word is absolutely true. You may not understand how God is going to bring about what He’s promised you, but He…
— Charles Stanley
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No-one can disappoint you, only your thoughts about them can
— Byron Katie
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