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• People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more…
• The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
• The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,…
• So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a…
• There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six…
• Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
• Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
• Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as…
• We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile
• Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together
• And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the…
• And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now.…

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