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Differences Quotes by Mark Twain
- Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
- Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.
- Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can…
- But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just…
- The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.
- The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.
- There is a great difference between feeding parties to wild beasts and stirring up their finer feelings in an inquisition. One is the system of…
- The difference between fiction and nonfiction is that fiction must be absolutely believable.
- There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to…
- I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases
- Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.
- Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes…
- It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
- The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
- What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
- One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and…
- The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
- Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to…
- To me [Edgar Allen Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not…
More Differences Quotes
- Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. — Aristotle
- I've had trouble now and again in Nigeria because I have spoken up about the mistreatment of factions in the country because… — Chinua Achebe
- Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the… — Honore de Balzac
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A company is… — Mary Kay Ash
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between… — Francis Bacon
- The difference between film and TV is the pace. You don't have the leisure of time in television. — Alan Ball