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What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because everyday I…

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What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic…
Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help…
I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away.
Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming…
Between the sheets, we were like Jordan and Pippen.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you…
If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would…
I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth.

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