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• When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it,…
• I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.
• These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
• I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
• Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
• Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
• He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the…
• Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
• They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
• How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
• I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
• I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.

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