Delivery Guy Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. — Jana Oliver
• Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy? — Miranda Hobbes
• I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Delivery Guy Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Delivery Guy Quotes as follows:

• 1 Delivery Guy Quote by Jana Oliver
• 1 Delivery Guy Quote by Miranda Hobbes
• 1 Delivery Guy Quote by Nikhil Saluja