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Deities Quotes by Mark Twain
- Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.
- There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.
- When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.
- I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know.…
- Solomon, who was one of the Deity's favorites, had a copulation cabinet composed of seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. To save his life…
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- This organ deserves to be styled the starting point of life and the sun of our microcosm just as much as the… — William Harvey
- As civilisation advances, the deities lessen in number, the divine powers become concentrated more and more in one Being, and God rules… — Annie Besant
- What does it mean to be a self-conscious animal? The idea is ludicrous, if it is not monstrous. It means to know… — Ernest Becker
- Of all virtues and dignities of the mind, goodness is the greatest, being the character of the Deity; and without it, man… — Francis Bacon
- Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing. — Honore de Balzac
- Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. — Ambrose Bierce
- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
- My main point here is that if you are the child of God and God is a part of you, the in… — John Henrik Clarke