Dead Quotes

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If I cry, it's because I'm very angry and I can't do anything about it because I've run into a dead end. That's when the… — Rihanna
A planned life is a dead life. — Lauren Bacall
People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you can see. Although,… — Red Skelton
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. — Phyllis Diller
I've gone through so much in my life. I should have been dead a long time ago, but I am still here, and I'm the… — Etta James
I believe I did what honor dictated and that belief sustains me, except for a slight desire to be dead which I'm sure will pass. — Marlon Brando
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found… — Dane Cook
I aint dead, I aint done, I ain't scared, I aint run, no matter what, no matter what, Still I stand — Unknown Author
This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your… — David Foster
What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today… — Russell Brand
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. — Bill Murray
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report,… — Colin Mochrie
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! — Colin Mochrie
I would say that among my many huge emotional miscalculations was my taking a film career for granted. It is the most awesome privilege to… — Robert Downey, Jr.
I've always enjoyed stories that take place in the future but my one disappointment was that the future books described never came. We're not on… — Albert Brooks
If Charlie Parker were a Gunslinger, There'd be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats — Charles Mingus
I look for the entrepreneur to capture my attention. If you don’t come out with a great presentation, you’re dead. That’s a big red flag, — Robert Herjavec
My body started to shut down. I got really, really ill. When you're starving yourself, you can't concentrate. I was like a walking zombie, like… — Tracey Gold
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of… — Aisha Tyler
It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect. — Jon Richardson
I want to be like one of those little fainting goats that get scared and then just fall over. I want to go and go… — Dolly Parton
Instead of shooting arrows at someone elses target, which Ive never been very good at, I make my own target around wherever my arrow happens… — Brian Eno
For me, the sexiest men don't know they're drop-dead gorgeous. Not that I'd ever rule out a pot-bellied plumber in the right circumstances. — Natalie Dormer
All your heroes are dead! I killed them! — CM Punk

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