Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game… — Ryan Reynolds
My single young friends, we counsel you to channel your associations with the opposite sex into dating patterns that have the potential to mature into… — Dallin H. Oaks
I want the young people to pay attention because, see, back when I first met Barack, we started dating, he had everything going for him.… — Michelle Obama
I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine. — Elizabeth Perkins
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? — Unknown Author
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. — Jay London
It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table. — Barbra Streisand
For the quirkyalone, there is no patience for dating just for the sake of not being alone. On a fine but by no means transcendent… — Sasha Cagen
There is no such thing as biblical dating. If you're dating, I don't care who you're dating, you're out of God's will. If you're a… — Paul Washer
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing — Gavin DeGraw
What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing? — Jerry Seinfeld
Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier. — Tom Daley
I have very little experience with dating websites. My feeling toward dating websites is what most peoples is: If it works, great. If youre serious… — Nev Schulman
Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubik's… — Ashley Rickards
I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing. — Patricia Velasquez
At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting. — Kato Kaelin
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu… — Maurice Gibb
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. — Douglas Coupland
The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians,… — Steve Albini
The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written; some dating it as early as the year 68,… — Simon Greenleaf
It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke… — Rosario Dawson
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't… — Moon Unit Zappa
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I… — Rebecca Romijn
I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose… — George Andrew Olah
You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the… — Priscilla Presley

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