Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of… — Torrie Wilson
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part). — Joy Browne
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...' — Mike Binder
The number one thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence. Writers are thus the pinnacle of intelligence. While actors are great and awesome, writers… — Unknown Author
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta
Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one, shake his hand,… — Tommy Franks
Selling your apartment in New York is like dating a manic-depressive.. you get used to cycles of elation and despondency. Every time someone would come… — Anderson Cooper
It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with. — Clark Gable
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London
When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When I talk to potential dates,… — Amanda Holden
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart. — Mae West
We're left alone with each other. We have to creep close to each other and give gentle little nudges with our paws and our muzzles… — Tennessee Williams
She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose. — Dorothy Parker
Life is not long enough for a coquette to play all her tricks in. — Joseph Addison
Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure. — Marilyn Monroe
What are the odds so long as the fire of the soul is kindled at the taper of conviviality, and the wing of friendship never… — Charles Dickens
How many times go we to comedies, to masques, to places of great and noble resort, nay even to church only to see the company. — John Donne
We do right enough darling, if we go wrong together. — George Santayana
He who wins a thousand common hearts is entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is… — Washington Irving
Shyness has laws you can only give yourself; tragically to those who least understand. — Lawrence Durrell
Like the bee its sting, the promiscuous leave behind them in each encounter something of themselves by which they are made to suffer. — Cyril Connolly
Every man is to be had one way or another and every woman almost anyway. — Lord Chesterfield
Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat. — Gale Norton
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got… — Justin Bieber

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