Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

These on-line dating sites tell me that so many users want to meet me. Why would I would want to date a user? — Laura S
Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl. — Daniel Tosh
Serial dating: It's not just for breakfast anymore. — Laura S
I never give a girl my number. Instead I hand her a bottle containing a note and tell her to throw it into the sea.… — Daniel Tosh
Sometimes PDA is just a way to mark your territory. Since it's usually frowned upon to pee on people (at least in public), you give… — Prince Shawn
She played me but I still love her. For the first time in my life being played by a girl. I trusted her but now… — Mpumelelo Reverb
Stop falling in love with online pictures and profiles, emails, text messages, etc., and get to know who they truly are OFFLINE. Its impossible to… — Ms Paradeez
I'm not a product that you'll put the manufacturing date on me. I just wanna say I don't like dating!Lol — Unknown Author
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S
IF I were a girl,i would never date a guy like me,because I am really a weird and paranoid guy.... — Paritoshik Sharma
Hindi ko alam kung magmamahal pa ako. pero lakas ng dating mo! lahat natangal,lahat ng pagaaalinlangan ko, kase pala mahal na kita :) — Unknown Author
Wanted: Man with a spine. Balls optional. — Laura S
God had a PURPOSE for creating Eve for Adam. People are doing a lot of dating without any real purpose, and having a lot of… — Ritu Ghatourey
Life isn't about being popular, what girl or boy you're dating or who you know. Life is about being true to who you are and… — Ritu Ghatourey
Gas so high...im just start dating females in my zip code...so if we dont stay in the same zip code...we gotta long distance relationship — IG:catone_2_funny
Nobody wants to hear about your boyfriend unless you're dating me in which case I hope you talk about me all the time. — Nikhil Saluja
If someone seems interested, but tells you they are spending time with someone else? Respect their choice and dont allow yourself to be an option!… — Jordan Blake Michiels
Being in a relationship is not about the kissing.. hugging.. dating.. it totally about being with someone who makes you happy that no one will — Unknown Author
Not all guys/girls are the same, you just have a way of getting attracted to the same type of guy/girl over and over again. — Haley Knight
The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20 I'll wait FOREVER.… — Unknown Author
If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks until you do. — Punkinhead Abhishek
I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love. I said not… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger...:D — JuLian AndRew
When my bff and my sq bro are in a relo and they are the cutest couple EVER!!! youll be together for a while guys… — Talyiah
In love only after a week of dating. You're an idiot, kill yourself. — Wiener_Drizzle

Who Wrote These Dating Quotes

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