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• HELL-LER !
• When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you
• The people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need.
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable…
• You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]…
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I…
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here.

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