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Damned Quotes by Mark Twain
- Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned
- Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been…
- The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.
- If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
- Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with…
- It's so damned humiliating.
- It was the most earnest ambition I ever had....Not that I ever really wanted to be a preacher, but because it never occurred to me…
- There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
- You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
More Damned Quotes
- People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business. — Chester A. Arthur
- I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned. — Lord Byron
- Painting is damned difficult - you always think you've got it, but you haven't. — Paul Cezanne
- You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible… — Jennifer Aniston
- If sinners be damned, at least let them leap to Hell over our bodies. If they will perish, let them perish with… — Charles Spurgeon
- An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance! — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
- If it is abuse, - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned goodnatured friend or another! — Richard Brinsley Sheridan