Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

Besides being a guitar player, I'm a big fan of the guitar. I love that damn instrument. — Steve Vai
No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March. — Earl Weaver
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they… — Flip Wilson
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. — Gore Vidal
Any damn fool can put on a deal, but it takes genius, faith and perseverance to create a brand. — David Ogilvy
Damn it, when I'm bombastic, I have my reasons. I want to be bombastic-take it or leave it. — Dave Brubeck
It's like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grow and the rose petal got all kinds of scratches and marks, you… — Tupac Shakur
We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes. — J. William Fulbright
And yet this same Deity says to me, resist not evil; pray for those that despitefully use you; love your enemies, but I will eternally… — Robert Green Ingersoll
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. — Elbert Hubbard
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you… — Groucho Marx
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly
You're not living until it doesn't matter a tinker's damn to you whether you live or die. At that point you live. When you're ready… — Anthony de Mello
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. — Francis Chichester
I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made… — Katharine Hepburn
I don't want to be Babe Ruth. He was a great ballplayer. I'm not trying to replace him. The record is there and damn right… — Roger Maris
If you can tell stories, create characters, devise incidents, and have sincerity and passion, it doesn't matter a damn how you write. — W. Somerset Maugham
Easy reading is damn hard writing. — Nathaniel Hawthorne
Damn, tell me where did all the magic go? I followed the rules and told you everything you had to know — Drake
I cook some damn good eggs! — Kevin Durand
People apparently only read mystery stories of any length. With mysteries, the longer the better, and people will read any damn thing. But the indulgent,… — Cormac McCarthy
The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of… — P.J. O'Rourke
Once you realize just the sort of glut of books that exists out there, it does become incumbent on you not to add to it… — Walter Kirn
I had some great role models along the way. My on-field heroes were the great Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, and Willie Mays. I wanted to… — Allan Ray
The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas

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