Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero. — David R. Ellis
There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'. — Eminem
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being… — Joseph Epstein
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. — W.C. Fields
No damn man kills me and lives. — Nathan Bedford Forrest
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it! — Geri Halliwell
I am damn good. I am doing all this for Egypt and nothing else. I reject 70 per cent of media interviews while these people… — Zahi Hawass
Instead of seeing depression as a dysfunction, it is a functioning phenomenon. It stops you cold, sets you down, makes you damn miserable. — James Hillman
One has children in the expectation of dying before them. In fact, you want to make damn sure you die before them, just as you… — Christopher Hitchens
One day a whole damn song fell into place in my head. — Billie Holiday
The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a… — Oliver Wendell Holmes
Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist. All those damn psychiatrists after him, they didn't… — John Irving
No member of our generation who wasn't a Communist or a dropout in the thirties is worth a damn. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid! — Lyndon B. Johnson
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's… — Jon Bon Jovi
I'm far from being god, but I work god damn hard. — Jay-Z
I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever,… — Khloe Kardashian
Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool. — Dean Koontz
I'm not an Adonis, that's for damn sure. I've never really thought of myself that way, and it doesn't matter to me. My favorite actors… — Shia LaBeouf
A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have… — Queen Latifah
I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. — Jessica Lange
I enjoy going to work and having a good time. It's tough when you got to work with people who just are in a bad… — Queen Latifah
Racism is ignorant. And it's stupid. And it's old. And it's played out. So beat it already with that, you know what I mean? 'Let's… — Queen Latifah
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato chips. I've got… — NeNe Leakes

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