Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences. — Frank Herbert
I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball… — Janet Evanovich
ZEN is MEDITATION. ARCHY is Social Order. ZENARCHY is the Social Order which springs from Meditation. As a doctrine, it holds Universal Enlightenment a prerequisite… — Kerry Thornley
I shut myself off to make life bearable. I'm like a damn machine sometimes. Unfeeling. Uncaring. Emotionless. — Monica Murphy
It evoked Picasso and Miles Davis for me — two great artists who totally indulged themselves in their work and who they were, but they… — Rodney Crowell
Well, it would have to be “The Man Who Was Thursday.” It’s a damn good read that I believe should be read by everyone in… — Terry Pratchett
Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk
YOU'RE TOO DAMN SELFISH!!! — Owen Hart
I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do. — Vince McMahon
The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor. — Dwayne Johnson
Sometimes they threaten you with something - something you can't stand up to, can't even think about. And then you say, Don't do it to… — George Orwell
I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a… — Utah Phillips
If God calls you, pick up the damn phone! — Lady G
Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy! — Andy Weir
Just write about what bites you and damn the rest. — Jonathan Carroll
Why does the UN need to raise money for ebola? Can't the gov just print the damn dollars themselves and get this done already. — Azealia Banks
If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault. — Susan Messing
There are two things you need if you are to uncover and communicate what is really happening in the world. One is to free of… — David Icke
I shall never send for a priest or recite an Act of Contrition in my last moments. I do not mind if I lose my… — Mary McCarthy
I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin,… — Penn Jillette
Your job description as a journalist is to question and scrutinize critically-neve r to repeat claims uncritically, no matter how highly placed the sources in… — Steig Larsson
No matter how old he is, or what kind of shape he's in, Hogan believes in his heart that he is the star of the… — Bret Hart
Well, if I use Hispanic culture I get corruption and really good salsa music. If I use Chinese culture I get rigid thinking and decent… — John Ringo
He took a moment to get over the shock, and to remind himself that this had surely been difficult for her and she was probably… — Julianne MacLean
Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag. — Mark Twain

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