"The problem with public school is not overcrowding……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids."
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P.J. O'Rourke
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Classroom Quotes
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Nothing can be done except little by little.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Common sense tells us that we should focus our resources to benefit children, teachers and taxpayers by keeping dollars in…
— Bob Beauprez
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The liberally educated person is one who is able to resist the easy and preferred answers, not because he is…
— Allan Bloom
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Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first…
— H. Rap Brown
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The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
— Winston Churchill
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I like a man who grins when he fights.
— Winston Churchill
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The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.
— John Ciardi
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Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
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I believe that coaches and athletes should realize that the athletic department field, court or diamond can be made an…
— Unknown Author
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I, like almost all chemists I know, was also attracted by the smells and bangs that endowed chemistry with that…
— Unknown Author
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Prayer is not learned in a classroom but in the closet.
— Edward McKendree Bounds
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