Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

I have to say that my dad's face is very malleable. He's barely got any cartilage in his face. I think I maybe inherited that… — Claire Danes
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. — Rodney Dangerfield
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. — Rodney Dangerfield
My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not. But I believe in God, and that there's a higher power and an… — Ellen DeGeneres
One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call… — Jim DeMint
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused… — Zooey Deschanel
My dad's probably one of the kindest people in the world. When I was younger that's not how I was- I was a little spoiled… — Leonardo DiCaprio
You do need parental guidance and I was in a great position with both my mum and dad. They split when I was a baby… — Leonardo DiCaprio
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass… — Cameron Diaz
I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk… — Cameron Diaz
My dad always told me, 'I don't care what you do. Just aim to be the best at it. Even if it's the world's best… — Bruce Dickinson
A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they… — Marlene Dietrich
I grew up with the white picket fence. My dad went to work nine to five, and he had a station wagon. — Matt Dillon
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. — Beth Ditto
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some… — Beth Ditto
Me and my dad are friends. We're cool. I'll never be disappointed again, because I don't expect anything anymore from him. I just let him… — Drake
One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When you're… — David Duchovny
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that. — Hilary Duff
But there's no substitute for a full-time dad. Dads who are fully engaged with their kids overwhelmingly tend to produce children who believe in themselves… — Tony Dungy
Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to… — Tony Dungy
I really want to do a film in another language. My dad's from Germany, so it'd be really cool to do a film in German.… — Kirsten Dunst
My dad was in a wheelchair and on oxygen for the last few years of his life. — Steve Earle
Often as a child you see someone with a learning disability or Down's Syndrome and my mum and dad were always very quick to explain… — Christopher Eccleston
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's… — Jenny Eclair
My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. He's a… — Larry Elder

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