Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at… — Gwyneth Paltrow
My dad's father was a White Star Line trumpet player in the '20s. It shaped the way that I think about music. My grandfather was… — Elvis Costello
My grandfather and my father disagreed about music, not least of all because my dad wanted to improvise. It wasn't just that he wanted to… — Elvis Costello
My dad had a steady job with a really major dance band from '54 till '68, and then quit because he wanted to play different… — Elvis Costello
At my dad's funeral I didn't cry when my dad died. I did it years later when I forgave him, which I've totally forgiven him… — Billy Bob Thornton
My dad didn't hug me every day and say he loved me and anything like that. — Billy Bob Thornton
My dad was a lovely guy. I had great parents. But he was a conservative shopkeeper, and he said, "Look, I don't know how to… — John Kapelos
I've heard stories about me as a kid. My dad got me a T-shirt that said "here comes trouble," and when I ask my mom… — Kristin Bauer van Straten
My dad was in the Swedish armed forces, he was always reading up on different weapons from the Americans and Soviets. When I was a… — Dolph Lundgren
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would… — Roseanne Barr
We had no religion at all, but we were Jews in New Hampshire, and my sister - who is now a rabbi - said it… — Roseanne Barr
My dad was a big fan of comedy. He wanted to be a stand-up. He loved Lenny [Bruce]. He also loved Lord Buckley and jazz… — Judd Apatow
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right… — Roseanne Barr
My dad and my mom had to sacrifice so much, and had to teach us and show us the way of going about things, how… — Bengie Molina
I think my mom and dad did a great job with that, because we [with brother] never had any competition in baseball. We always tried… — Bengie Molina
From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I… — Jenna Bush
I think my dad [ Stephen Hawking] would have been pleased if I had turned out a scientist because he truly believes that is the… — Stephen Hawking
I'd always meant to become a musician. I'd just never gotten around to it. And my daughter being born, I was like, Okay, this is… — Jonathan Coulton
My father's a musician and my mother's a singer. My dad's originally from Brooklyn and he was a Latin percussionist so I've always had instruments… — Bruno Mars
I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student of the world. — Michael J. Fox
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. — Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do… — Jeff Foxworthy
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. — Al Franken
My dad was a terrible businessman. — Al Franken
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who… — Al Franken

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