Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

And, you know, my dad would show me some things sometimes, but the best things that I got to do were to actually see really… — Dweezil Zappa
Dad says Specter gets steak every Saturday night for the rest of his life.""Specter will hold him to that, I'm sure." Diana leaned back against… — Jayne Ann Krentz
I have mostly been terrified of listening to scary stories around a campfire. We camp a lot as a family, and at night my dad… — Willow Shields
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. — Johnny Knoxville
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews. — Henry Czerny
I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my… — Dee Bradley Baker
I am a geek dad, believe me. I've got my iPad with me; I've got my iPhone 4; I've got my Xbox. I love technology… — Dee Bradley Baker
No matter how good you are, at some point your kids are gonna have to create their own independence and think that Mom and Dad… — Eddie Vedder
The only day I remember of my parents' marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there at five years old, with… — Ellie Goulding
My dad said 'When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life,' and I agree with that. — Hunter Hayes
My dad was this sort of avant-garde guy who did all kinds of weird things. He was a true original and anybody who met him… — Paul Thomas Anderson
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. — John Mulaney
You can't be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there's something in the middle of them, and that's really… — Gerard Way
I would like my Dad to be alive so he could see what I am. — Ronaldinho
It was tough at the time but when I was younger, my Dad. I would say my Dad, because without him I wouldn't have been… — Thierry Henry
Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. — Conan O'Brien
I want my kids to see me as Dad, for God's sake, not a television personality. — Gordon Ramsay
My dad was an engineer, and he became the CEO of Chevron. His was an engineer's mind-set: Everything's kind of a problem how do you… — Bill Keller
My dad was a New York City cop. His father was a New York City fireman. And my mother's dad was a city taxi driver. — Joe Lhota
My dad has always been a big Ray Charles fan, and I've grown up listening to all kinds of music. — Avicii
I had a dream that my dad passed away and that Jesus came into the room and he was basically knocking on my door, saying,… — Russell Wilson
I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it… — Dave Barry
I can definitely tell when mum has got money because then she likes to go shopping to spend it, whereas dad is steadier and avoids… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
Anytime I was in Memphis with my dad and at the house, I was happy. That was, like, a given. It was what I lived… — Lisa Marie Presley
One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're… — Tim Vine

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