Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

My dad didn't riot. He got on his bike and looked for work — Norman Tebbit
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive! — Rodney Dangerfield
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot! — Rodney Dangerfield
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Unknown Author
I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look… — Frankie Boyle
My wrestling and family go together. It's always been that way, from day one with my mom and dad, my sister, my wife, four daughters,… — Dan Gable
My first memory of the Rolling Stones is listening to 'Satisfaction' at a sixth-grade slumber party at a friend's house in Ankara, Turkey, where my… — Gayle King
The satisfaction you get when you finally beat your dad is amazing, that rush of adrenaline. — Lee Westwood
This is how it essentially is for Bunny Junior. He loves his dad. He thinks there is no dad better, cleverer, or more capable, and… — Nick Cave
My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things… — Robbie Coltraine
I dedicate my love and whole heart this Memorial Day to my Dad, a soldier, who like many others, suffers in silence with pride and… — Unknown Author
My dad served in two wars has been flying airplanes for 60 years now. He was certainly quite an inspiration. — John L. Phillips
I look for strong people. I don't like people who'll say yes to everything I might bring up. I want people who can argue and… — Anna Wintour
I met my grandfather just before he died, and it was the first time that I had seen Dad with a relative of his. It… — Christian Bale
More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort… — James Levine
My background is basically scientific math. My Dad was a physicist, so I have it in my blood somewhere. Scientific method is very important to… — John Astin
I would have to say the person with whom I am most in love is definitely my son, Everly Bear. Although I'm his dad, I'm… — Anthony Kiedis
I do half the cooking, and by 'half' I mean three quarters," Dad pointed out. "And if you're going to turn up your nose at… — Sarah Rees Brennan
I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver. — Chely Wright
Ay Dad, brush my hair one time. Hey pops! Come brush my hair. — Adrien Broner
I don't play games. I ran away from home because my Dad brought me an Xbox. — Adrien Broner
I owe a lot to my dad, just for having provided the wrestling business for us to get into. — Owen Hart
My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea. — Eric Bristow
I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad. — Lisa Guerrero
Direct sales offers the education my rich dad taught: build your own network rather than working for a network. — Robert Kiyosaki

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