Custard Quotes

27 Custard quotes by 25 unique authors

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day. — Alexander Pope
My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very important, or dark… — Tom Hiddleston
The movies were custard compared to politics.... — Nancy Reagan
It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made… — Rachel
In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the… — Clement Freud
During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable artist in this… — Kurt Vonnegut
We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett
God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster
And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a… — George Orwell
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. — Lynn Redgrave
Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie. — Hyman Rickover
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the… — Alan Ayckbourn
If I really believed in Friedman's economic theory, then I'd be quite satisfied to spend the rest of my life with a garden hose shoved… — Nigel Lawson
Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie. — James David Barber
Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard. — Noel Gallagher
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall. — Frank Lloyd Wright
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha… — Shel Silverstein
Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your… — P.G. Wodehouse
Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a… — Cassandra Clare
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce
Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London. — Eva Green
Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie… — Yotam Ottolenghi
Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health. — Irma S. Rombauer

Who Wrote These Custard Quotes

25 authors contributed a total of 27 Custard Quotes as follows: