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• You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day. — Alexander Pope
• My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very… — Tom Hiddleston
• The movies were custard compared to politics.... — Nancy Reagan
• It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard,… — Rachel
• In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the… — Clement Freud
• During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable… — Kurt Vonnegut
• We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett
• God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster
• And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop… — George Orwell
• God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. — Lynn Redgrave
• Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie. — Hyman Rickover
• What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so… — Alan Ayckbourn

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