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- You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day. — Alexander Pope
- My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very… — Tom Hiddleston
- The movies were custard compared to politics.... — Nancy Reagan
- It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard,… — Rachel
- In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the… — Clement Freud
- During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable… — Kurt Vonnegut
- We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett
- God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster
- And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop… — George Orwell
- God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. — Lynn Redgrave
- Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie. — Hyman Rickover
- What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so… — Alan Ayckbourn