Cucumber Quotes

33 Cucumber quotes by 30 unique authors

More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their hands. Obama acts… — Eric Alterman
Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay, 'Why… — Marcus Aurelius
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I… — Nicole Polizzi
Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot. — Terry Pratchett
In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers
In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber. — Yuliya Snigir
Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell
Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from. And that really… — Michelle Obama
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know. — Marcus Aurelius
My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits… — Marianne Faithfull
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber… — Asne Seierstad
The horse does not eat cucumber salad — Johann Philipp Reis
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man… — Stephen Leacock
I was mainly raised by a working mum who didn't have much time or inclination for making food. So I had three or four basic… — Paloma Faith
I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally… — Larry Hagman
And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some silky, some woolly.… — Toni Morrison
Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and say, "Why… — Marcus Aurelius
Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That's the kind of thing that turns my heart right… — Amy Hempel
Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset The rim of the sky takes on a tinge Of the palest green, like the flesh of a… — Robert Hass
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday… — Jasper Fforde
The secret weapon is cucumber.' Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.' MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing. 'Sheesh, Solange. Get… — Christine Feehan
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres
Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over the rim of… — Cassandra Clare
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. — Samuel Johnson
I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen. — Danielle de Niese

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