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- More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their… — Eric Alterman
- Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on… — Marcus Aurelius
- In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers
- Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from.… — Michelle Obama
- The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to… — Marcus Aurelius
- I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen. — Danielle de Niese
- So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi
- Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot. — Terry Pratchett