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Crazy Quotes by Mark Twain
- Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.
- Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
- It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
- Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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