Crack Quotes

624 Crack quotes by 492 unique authors

A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom- he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold. — Elwyn Brooks White
Words are as recalcitrant as circus animals, and the unskilled trainer can crack his whip at them in vain. — Gerald Brenan
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him… — Sachin Tendulkar
The devil is no longer looking for an open door in your life. He will take any crack you give him. — Joyce Meyer
Vin Diesel and I have different approaches to life. We found a respect for one another but we were such opposite ends of the spectrum.… — Paul Walker
Don't let your silly dreams fall in between the crack of the bed and the wall. — Jim James
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going… — Dennis Miller
By day, Venice is a city of museums and churches, packed with great art. Linger over lunch, trying to crack a crustacean with weird legs… — Rick Steves
She's different from the girls I'm used to dating. She doesn't get tired of my stories and jokes or expect me to start reading her… — Tim Tharp
It is possible for a mathematician to be "too strong" for a given occasion. He forces through, where another might be driven to a different,… — John Edensor Littlewood
The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved. — W. P. Kinsella
He knew by heart every last minute crack on its surface. He had made maps of the ceiling and gone exploring on them; rivers, islands,… — Josephine Tey
Talents differ; all is well and wisely put; If I cannot carry forests on my back, Neither can you crack a nut. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
America is such a paradoxical society, hypocritically paradoxical, that if you don't have some humor, you'll crack up. — Malcolm X
Peoples lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, unfathomable-deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum. . . . What I wanted [to write down]… — Alice Munro
When you start to crack open, don’t waste a moment gathering your old self up into something like you knew before. Let your new self… — Brian Andreas
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey
If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack — Bjork
See every crack, every detail. I learned to really see and not just look at my business. — Jon Taffer
Give me the old familiar walk, postoffice and all, with this ever new self, with this infinite expectation and faith, which does not know when… — Henry David Thoreau
Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or… — Jodi Picoult
While silly ni**as argue over who gon' snatch the crown / Look around my ni**a, white people have snatched the sound / This year I'll… — J. Cole
The 'EU in a Nutshell' is a miscellany of facts and anecdotes about the system which rules us. It's a book you can delve into… — Daniel Hannan
It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments. — Irvine Welsh
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly.… — Ronnie Wood

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