Crack Quotes

624 Crack quotes by 492 unique authors

When you start to crack open, donâ€™t waste a moment gathering your old self up into something like you knew before. Let your new self… — Brian Andreas
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey
If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack — Bjork
See every crack, every detail. I learned to really see and not just look at my business. — Jon Taffer
Give me the old familiar walk, postoffice and all, with this ever new self, with this infinite expectation and faith, which does not know when… — Henry David Thoreau
Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or… — Jodi Picoult
While silly ni**as argue over who gon' snatch the crown / Look around my ni**a, white people have snatched the sound / This year I'll… — J. Cole
The 'EU in a Nutshell' is a miscellany of facts and anecdotes about the system which rules us. It's a book you can delve into… — Daniel Hannan
It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments. — Irvine Welsh
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly.… — Ronnie Wood
Then in 1969, I spent the spring term at Cornell University in New York. The invasion of August 1968 had already happened, but the hardline… — Vaclav Klaus
The universe knows the perfect timing for all those things you want and will find, through the crack of least resistance, the best way to… — Esther Hicks
God Bless the grass That grows through the crack They roll the concrete over it To try and keep it back The concrete gets tired… — Malvina Reynolds
Here's the irony of this moment on Smackdown: Jimmy crack corn and I DO care. — Todd Grisham
I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse. — Triple H
God didn't give me the ability to play the piano, or paint a picture or have compassion. But... he did give me the ability to… — Karen Walker
Those running tights the young women wear now, so they look like spacewomen, raspberry red and electric green so tight they show every muscle right… — John Updike
If one's conscious life is too rigid, too regimented, then the surface may crack at times, and we are unprepared for the strange emotions or… — Anais Nin
Humanity cherishes its swaddling clothes; but it shall not grow up unless it can free itself from them. Turning down his mother's breast does not… — Andre Gide
I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways. — Steve Almond

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