Crack Quotes

624 Crack quotes by 492 unique authors

Had drugs been decriminalized, crack would never have been invented and there would today be fewer addicts... The ghettos would not be drug-and-crime-infested no-man's lands...… — Milton Friedman
There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult. — Alex Turner
When paper money systems begin to crack at the seams, the run to gold could be explosive. — Harry Browne
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and… — Jack Handey
I was slinging whatever I could get my hands on.Â Whether it was chronic, whether it was crack. — Nelly
Of course the sands of Present Time are running out from under our feet. And why not? The Great Conundrum: 'What are we here for?'… — Brion Gysin
What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here… — Brion Gysin
Love, itâ€™s such a night, laced with running water, irreparable, riddled with a million leaks. A night shaped like a shadow thrown by your absence.… — Stuart Dybek
Long-term investing has gotten so popular, it's easier to admit you're a crack addict than to admit you're a short-term investor. — Peter Lynch
They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge — George Galloway
Suddenly I realized that I wanted everything to be as it was when I was younger. When you're young enough, you don't know that you… — Heather O'Neill
When youâ€™re in school, every little mistake is a permanent crack in your windshield. But in the real world, if youâ€™re not swerving around and… — Drew Houston
Halloween is an ancient druidic holiday, one the Celtic peoples have celebrated for millennia. It is the crack between the last golden rays of summer… — Jenny Colgan
Once you've been backstage at a theater, the theater is never the same for you. Once you've noticed the crack in the vase, the vase… — Tibor Fischer
I have heard him [William Harvey] say, that after his Booke of the Circulation of the Blood came-out, that he fell mightily in his Practize,… — John Aubrey
I forever felt that I've fallen right between the crack of way too young for the first generation of classic rock 'n' roll and too… — Paul Westerberg
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted… — Zach Braff
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Morrie Ryskind
Pop culture used to be like LSD â€“ different, eye-opening and reasonably dangerous. Itâ€™s now like crack â€“ isolating, wasteful and with no redeeming qualities… — Peter Saville
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the… — Erma Bombeck

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