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Couple Quotes by Neil Simon
- I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple
- Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out…
- The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of threads in the fabric of fate. Many strands bring the…
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- I've been sober now for a couple of years and I'm taking my sobriety very seriously - one day at a time… — Daniel Baldwin
- I believe I have a calling. Do you know what that calling is? To stand up in a new and hard core,… — Stephen Baldwin
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- I'm just curious, who's more fit to raise a child? A loving committed same-sex couple or an unmarried 15-year-old with no income… — Ellen Barkin
- Chicago's buoy was a couple of hundred yards astern of Arizona, and I was saddened to look at her. — Jack Adams
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