"It looks different when you're sober; I thought……" — Neil Simon
"It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture."
More Drinking Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs. — Desi Arnaz
- It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that concern the body; for instance,… — David Bailey
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up… — Roseanne Barr
- I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me… — James M. Barrie
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
- You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. — John Barrymore
- A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
- I am a drinker with writing problems. — Brendan Behan
- Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley